HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE YOU TO WATCH DOCTOR WHO?
theangelictennant: wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey-thingy: FIRST DOCTOR: 54 h 24m 36s SECOND DOCTOR: 47h 19m 12s THIRD DOCTOR: 51h 53m 8s FOURTH DOCTOR: 69h 6m 4s FIFTH DOCTOR: 30h 3s SIXTH DOCTOR: 17h 18m 4s SEVENTH DOCTOR: 17h 5m 31s EIGHTH DOCTOR: 1h 24m 34s NINTH DOCTOR: 9h 30m 38s TENTH DOCTOR: 38h 11m 18s ELEVENTH DOCTOR (UP TO THE SNOWMAN) 26h 40m 46s GRAND TOTAL: 362 h 53m 54s ...
graceebooks: men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
dumbscar: HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY
About 50% of people on the internet are stalkers.
levindis: realizationsofafangirl: levindis: realizationsofafangirl: So if it isn’t you… It’s probably me. Noted. And by the way, you’re almost out of milk. THAT WASN’T FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE
davestrjder: davestrjder: “haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest FUCK I MEANT INCENSE
the-vashta-nerada: yesterday i was walking to a friend’s dorm for a movie night and i ran into a girl i knew from the internet and she was like “YOU’RE THE-VASHTA-NERADA” and then the guy who was working security that night popped his head out of the window and said “WAIT YOU’RE THE-VASHTA-NERADA OH MY GOD” and i really don’t know how to describe that experience
internetexplorers: errorsanitynotfound: internetexplorers: why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
davenitram: samandriel: ianmckellening: slothomore: siempre-chill: the internet is so convenient what the fuck should i make for dinner what the fuck should i listen to now what the fuck should i do today what the fuck should i do with my life this is the greatest praise you, internet THIS DIDN’T HELP ME AT aLL I actually found it quite helpful I can’t even
thefinaljourney: did you know if you rape and drug a minor you will go to jail for 1 year, but if you pirate a shit ton of movies you go to jail for 15 years
Spaghetti for a little friend.
kopiin: notyouraveragepornblog: vibeogame: minor-catastrophe: I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD this hurt my heart HE LOOKS SO HAPPY omg love
gallifrey-feels: cuddleswithhiddles: cumberbatchkisses: vvildrice: Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the moon Neil A. Now say that backwards wake up, America
books-are-my-entire-life: estrellaestallando: books-are-my-entire-life: I am a potato in a field of flowers. these are potato flowers. do you feel better about yourself now? this is the most uplifting thing one of my posts has ever been blessed with
grimshws: omfg so i just messaged this guy saying ‘do u wanna see a picture of mah boob ;)’ and hes like ‘oh yeah ;)’ and i just sent him this im laughing so ahrd
pizzaforpresident: pizzaforpresident: jesuschristvevo: tltty: snow WHITE? aw hell no we need to get some diversity up in this bitch snow half lebanese half korean how can you be half lesbian i misread this. i’ll see myself out
sodamnrelatable: “I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”
whisker-diaries: astormykindoflove: This is a ring made from dinosaur bone, meteorite, and gold. From now on I will reject any and all proposals that are not made with this ring.