May 2013
4 tags
HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE YOU TO WATCH DOCTOR WHO?
theangelictennant:
wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey-thingy:
FIRST DOCTOR: 54 h 24m 36s
SECOND DOCTOR: 47h 19m 12s
THIRD DOCTOR: 51h 53m 8s
FOURTH DOCTOR: 69h 6m 4s
FIFTH DOCTOR: 30h 3s
SIXTH DOCTOR: 17h 18m 4s
SEVENTH DOCTOR: 17h 5m 31s
EIGHTH DOCTOR: 1h 24m 34s
NINTH DOCTOR: 9h 30m 38s
TENTH DOCTOR: 38h 11m 18s
ELEVENTH DOCTOR (UP TO THE SNOWMAN) 26h 40m 46s
GRAND TOTAL: 362 h 53m 54s
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graceebooks:
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
April 2013
dumbscar:
HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY
About 50% of people on the internet are stalkers.
levindis:
realizationsofafangirl:
levindis:
realizationsofafangirl:
So if it isn’t you…
It’s probably me.
Noted. And by the way, you’re almost out of milk.
THAT WASN’T FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE
davestrjder:
davestrjder:
“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest
FUCK I MEANT INCENSE
the-vashta-nerada:
yesterday i was walking to a friend’s dorm for a movie night and i ran into a girl i knew from the internet and she was like “YOU’RE THE-VASHTA-NERADA” and then the guy who was working security that night popped his head out of the window and said “WAIT YOU’RE THE-VASHTA-NERADA OH MY GOD” and i really don’t know how to describe that experience
internetexplorers:
errorsanitynotfound:
internetexplorers:
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
davenitram:
samandriel:
ianmckellening:
slothomore:
siempre-chill:
the internet is so convenient
what the fuck should i make for dinner
what the fuck should i listen to now
what the fuck should i do today
what the fuck should i do with my life
this is the greatest
praise you, internet
THIS DIDN’T HELP ME AT aLL
I actually found it quite helpful
I can’t even
thefinaljourney:
did you know if you rape and drug a minor you will go to jail for 1 year, but if you pirate a shit ton of movies you go to jail for 15 years
Spaghetti for a little friend.
kopiin:
notyouraveragepornblog:
vibeogame:
minor-catastrophe:
I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD
this hurt my heart HE LOOKS SO HAPPY
omg love
March 2013
gallifrey-feels:
cuddleswithhiddles:
cumberbatchkisses:
vvildrice:
Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the moon
Neil A.
Now say that backwards
wake up, America
books-are-my-entire-life:
estrellaestallando:
books-are-my-entire-life:
I am a potato in a field of flowers.
these are potato flowers. do you feel better about yourself now?
this is the most uplifting thing one of my posts has ever been blessed with
grimshws:
omfg so i just messaged this guy saying ‘do u wanna see a picture of mah boob ;)’ and hes like ‘oh yeah ;)’ and i just sent him this im laughing so ahrd
pizzaforpresident:
pizzaforpresident:
jesuschristvevo:
tltty:
snow WHITE? aw hell no we need to get some diversity up in this bitch
snow half lebanese half korean
how can you be half lesbian
i misread this. i’ll see myself out
sodamnrelatable:
“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”
February 2013
3 tags
whisker-diaries:
astormykindoflove:
This is a ring made from dinosaur bone, meteorite, and gold.
From now on I will reject any and all proposals that are not made with this ring.
